Toffeee

September 14, 2007

Hi.

THis is my first blog for ever. I thought it would be better than writing emangles to everyone which is uninteresting for all involved cos I can’t think of shit all to say.

To begin I thought I would share the experience Carey and I had last night making toffee. You see in Korea pretty much all food is exactly the same, and even if you want to make something different the supermarkets (at least close to our apartment) sell only all the ingredients in all the food that you are able to buy at restaurants. Anyway, Carey made fudge a few days ago and it was good. We brought am Edmonds cooking book so I flicked a few pages and thought I’d try to make toffee. Looked easy.

To get toffee it proper consistency you need to boil it unstirred to the “hard crack” stage, which is about 150 degrees. When it was ready I poured it into the melamine tray we had used to set the fudge. Hey, who thought that pouring molten sugar at 150 degrees into plastic was a great idea.

After a few seconds we noticed the buckling, then a strange circular dimple sinking down. The apartment soon filled with plastic fumes. Good times in a studio room the size of your toilet. The toffee then stuck to the chopping board underneath.

Cue awesome pictures:

toffee1

toffee2

Toffee3

I can see you motherfucker

Anyway, I thought that was funny. Maybe it shows how fun my time here is….

On that depressing note.

Farewell

14 Responses to “Toffeee”

  1. ben Says:

    oh man that’s awesome. is that a broken deck in the background? what badass trick snapped that?

  2. samharwood Says:

    A bad ass ollie. It suprised me eh, I was like “what?!” and then the skatepark manager gave me one of his old ones. Awes

  3. Peeps Says:

    I remember when I used to make toffee all the time as a kid and me and ben would eat it all and mum and dad would tell us off for eating too much toffee. I also made a lot of coconut ice. Good times.

  4. ben Says:

    I remember when you poured super hot fudge on yourself, that was funny but potentially pretty bad

  5. samharwood Says:

    hah

  6. Paul Says:

    I remember… oh no I don’t ‘cos I’m too new a friend.

  7. Peeps Says:

    hey yeah – I burnt myself super bad. shit.

  8. Peeps Says:

    Hey Paul – It’s cool. You’re a Paul – you exist through time and space. You were there – just like you were at the birth of Christ. And Pompeii.

  9. samharwood Says:

    You may not have been there from the beginning Sorensen, but the impact you made on mine, and I dare say all of your friends lives, will last longer than any fudge burn, even a toffee burn.

  10. Paulz Says:

    Thanks Sam, that’s sweet for saying so.

    SWEET LIKE THE TOFFEE I LICK FROM YOUR BALLS!

  11. ben Says:

    I’ve often wondered what it would like to have your cock inside my mouth paul.

  12. ben Says:

    why do I always take it down this sordid street?

  13. City Rize Cru Says:

    TWBM is down so I will have to vent here. CRC 4 Lizzle!


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